Wednesday, December 5, 2012

ACCEPTING ME AS I AM

There was an old writer called Hocking
Who thought one day she looked shocking
She bought a new hat
Which made her look fat
So food to her mouth she was blocking

A diet is too hard to do
Most diet food tastes like glue
I got rid of the hat
And ate more choco-lat
Now I'm a sweet pig in poo

Here's what I learned from that diet
I'm too old to look like a starlet
It wasn't my waistline
My body was fine
I just needed a much better corset!